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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE THE BIGGEST, BESTEST MILITARY PARADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD Washington D.C. – Today, on my birthday, I, Donald J. Trump, had the greatest military parade the world has ever seen! It was so bigly, so tremendous, so fantastic that even Vladimir Putin’s little parade in Moscow was dwarfed by its

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Frito-Lay Announces Revolutionary New Color Scheme for Cheetos in Bold Effort to Shed Unseemly Trump Ties Plano, TX – In a move that will shake the very foundations of the snack food industry, Frito-Lay today announced that it will be abandoning its iconic orange color for Cheetos in favor of a bold